Professional Canine Discs

An awesome email we just received from Richard (and Boike)... "My working Belgian Malinois/German Shepherd mix, Boike, is obsessed with your discs. "I have been using the K-10 Jawz disc for a long time now and Boike and I are very impressed with its flight and durability. "Please find attached some photographs of Boike going crazy for his Hyperflite discs. Thanks for making such a great product." (photo credits to Sam Owen Photography)

Hey folks! Listen up, because we've got some exciting news today about Andrew Han's secret to setting Xtreme Distance World Records! You might have heard whispers about it, but guess what? It's true! Han's trick is to get a bug bite-related allergic reaction right before competing. Why does it work? Well, it opens up the pathways to the brain and causes the muscles to constrict for super long throws. And the itching and rash from the bite also kills skin that restricts your full throwing motion. Now that Han's secret is out, you can try it too! Hyperflite is thrilled to announce..."Andrew Han's Magic Xtreme Distance Elixir" (AHMXDE)! It's made from a mix of scorpion and spider venom, along with special snake oils. Just rub it on your throwing arm and plant foot ten minutes before competing, and your throws will improve, guaranteed! (If it doesn't, you're not using enough.) Our test labs have gotten amazing feedback from several World Champions (GC and BR), but we can't reveal their full names right now. Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity! Only 100 bottles will be released, and once they're gone, this offer won't be back for another year. And, not to corner the market or anything, but one person has already purchased 95 bottles! If this sounds too good to be true, hurry! If you order within the next ten minutes, you'll also get Peter Bloeme and Jeff Perry's free guide to the top 10 locations to apply AHMXDE to improve your MicroDog performances in Freestyle, Distance/Accuracy, Spot Landing, and TimeTrial! #LimitedTime #NewProductAnnouncement #SnakeOil #NotAScam #AndrewHan #Hyperflite #XtremeDistance

We were pleased to have as guests at Hyperflite this week, Daniel Grayson and his 'oversized Lurcher,' K'hoosh. What is an oversized lurcher you ask? According to Daniel: "A Lurcher is 3/4 'coldblood' (a term borrowed from the equine world) Greyhound, which are those Greyhounds used for work other than track racing (those, like thoroughbred horses, are often termed 'hotbloods'), and 1/4 working/oversized Airedale (those are often called 'Oorang' from when they were developed in Ohio during the 1910s-20s (fascinating story of one of the first, if not the first, multi-level marketing schemes). Or, simply referred to as an oversized Lurcher, which is the accepted term for a cross involving a sighthound with a working or terrier breed." Ten year old K'hoosh, whose head was far above the level of our desks, and who weighs over 130 lbs, seemed like the mellowest of giant dogs until his eyes lighted upon our Hyperflite discs. At which point, he turned into a raging Border Collie/Aussie/Australian Cattle Dog disc fanatic. We took him to the backyard to exercise his demons out on our Alpha and K-10 Jawz discs. I don't think the attached photos do him justice as to his size. But, he is one of the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet. And, as an aside, and something that makes me feel very old, when Daniel was in school, he remembers me performing at his High School on Long Island. :-)

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Thank you Gene Fish for sharing photos of your Chinese Crested enjoying our new 5" Macro HyperFlex disc! "My dog Honey !!!LOVES!!! your discs. In fact almost too much because once she catches it, she bolts and runs away lol. I've never seen her like that with any other toys." According to Wikipedia, the Chinese Crested is considered an extra small breed, weighing on average 10–13 lb (4.5–5.9 kg). The height is 11 to 13 inches (27–33 cm). The breed is fine-boned, with almond-shaped eyes and large, erect ears. There is no color standard for the breed.

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For those of you who were wondering, these photos show why we created the Nano (4") and Macro (5") line of discs... (thanks Dean Werts);-)